User:Lorem Ipsum~enwiki
Hello.
[edit]Welcome to this page. You've probably come to this page to find out a little bit more about me. Unfortunately, you won't find much here. Ask me and I might tell. Maybe buy me a drink or something.
What the heck does "Lorem Ipsum" mean?
[edit]See the article on Lorem ipsum (which I haven't had a hand in writing -- at least not yet).
Achievements in 2006
[edit]I was honored to receive Time's Person of the Year designation in December 2006. Thank you very much. You can stop touching me now.