User:Laereth

   Slanders, sir: for the satirical rogue says here
   that old men have grey beards, that their faces are
   wrinkled, their eyes purging thick amber and
   plum-tree gum and that they have a plentiful lack of
   wit, together with most weak hams: all which, sir,
   though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet
   I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down, for
   yourself, sir, should be old as I am, if like a crab
   you could go backward.